Thursday, June 5, 2008

Get Your Diploma Online Now!


Why pay tens of thousands of dollars for some fancy-pantsy degree when you can get a diploma online for $8.95?

Why slave away learning to be a doctor, lawyer, or food scientist, when all you really want to be is a pirate?

Sure, you can be a pirate without a degree, all you need is a keen sense of adventure and a dysfunctional moral compass, but for just $8.95 your pillaging and plundering will be backed up by the authority of a fine institution, Pirate University.

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