Oh, No!

This is about how worried the Admiral is about that scurvy, scuttlebutted skaliwag of a kitten.



Otis may sleep often, but he is never far from his sword and musket and is constantly strategizing while he sleeps the next manuevers his fleet will undertake. Thats right, the fierce wrath of the Admiral is born in his sweet dreams!

Watch Out, Admiral Otis!

As it turns out, the courageous Admiral Otis isn't the only feline on the high seas. The notorious Fluffy-Beard has been sighted in the area. It looks like there may be a showdown brewing, but I'm sure the admiral will make short work of this ornery cuss.

Pray for Ed!!!

Sorry for not blogging lately. I've been busy praying Ed retained some skills from his Coast Guard days and he is still alive.

Des Moines River on the Brink

A couple more feet and Des Moines is flooded. The Army Corps has some control of the river due to Saylorville dam, but they have used all the means at their disposal to reduce the water. The water is pouring through the emergency outlet and over the top of the dam. I should look for some pictures of that.

Posts Wanted

The posts are few and far between lately. Come on guys; we can't let our little home on the web fade away into oblivion.

We are only 8 posts from a grand total of 100 posts (each a priceless gem of high literature). Let's kick into high gear and reach three digits before the end of June. We can do it!

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